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"The BookahScriptures"

Writing Therapy, Emotional Venting Strategy and the Truth! From the inventor of the Thermochromatic shirt and descendant of Chaka Kahn and Chaka Zulu.
Tim "Bookah" Sevilla
kvdeocampo:

lovemelina:

thesickhumanbeing:

helloimsanjida:

surfbunny:

whenthesongends:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .
WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?

alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD , BEST SHIT I FOUND ON TUMBLR SO FAR . GOD BLESS YOU


Guess who’s gonna be valedictorian



Someone try this and let me know if this shit works!!!

holy shieeet! im forsure going to see if this works

kvdeocampo:

lovemelina:

thesickhumanbeing:

helloimsanjida:

surfbunny:

whenthesongends:

HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRON- Because i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school  . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone .

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS WHERE I FAILED SCHOOL?

alright this is awesome but how the fuck am i gonna sneakily rub chapstick on tit

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD , BEST SHIT I FOUND ON TUMBLR SO FAR . GOD BLESS YOU

Guess who’s gonna be valedictorian

Someone try this and let me know if this shit works!!!

holy shieeet! im forsure going to see if this works

(Source: superstikkyy)

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